Ode to the TP Holder
But soft! What white roll doth yonder hang?
It is the TP, and doth not hit the wall!
Spin, new roll, and release thy paper squares.
If you’ve read any of my Grouchy Pregnant Lady posts, you’ll know that I have an unnatural loathing for super-sized toilet paper rolls. They don’t spin, they hit the wall, only one square comes off at a time. I know, I know. First World Problems.
But now I have a solution!!
Introducing, my new and much, much improved toilet paper holder!
Do you see how magical this is? It’s not spring loaded. It actually OPENS up to allow an industrial-sized roll of TP.
It’s the small things, guys, that really make my day.
And if that isn’t random enough for you, I don’t know what possibly could be. Have a fantastic week!
27 Comments
Jess
Oh, Becky, it’s beautiful! Congrats to you and your family on the new addition 😉 Have you named it yet?
Becky Wallace
@Jess: Not yet, but I’ve got a few options in mind. If only I could think of human baby names…
Lexa Cain
If only everything were so easy. Love the poem! You’re a riot, Becky! 🙂
Kate
Ha ha! It is TOTALLY the small things 🙂
Crystal Collier
LOL. Seriously, the little things make all the difference. I sometimes wonder why we just put up with little annoyances rather than seeking a solution. I guess we have to actually think about it, eh?
William Kendall
Human baby names?
Isabeau and Navarre would do? Or is my movie appreciation showing?
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