The Plague of What-If

I refuse to let all the negative scenarios in my head weigh me down.  (Take that anxiety!  This is me stickin’ it to you!)

Sure, I’m having a baby tomorrow (*panics momentarily, takes three deep breaths, returns to typing*).  Some of you may realize that babies are life changing entities and that any number of things can go wrong getting them to the realm of the air-breathing.  BUT I AM NOT THINKING ABOUT THOSE THINGS!  I’m going to focus on all the incredible stuff that could potentially happen like…winning the lottery or becoming a multi-platinum R&B artist.  (Are you laughing?  Because I am.  Who in the world would want to hear me sing? Especially R&B.  The mental image is totally awesome though.) Or something even simpler…like having a baby that knows how to eat and is a good sleeper.

So your task today, my friends, is to let you imagination soar!  What amazing life-altering thing could happen to you today?  No negativity allowed!  (No one is allowed to wonder what would happen if a plane on the way to Dulles Airport suddenly crashes on your house…no…I’ve never thought about that.  Why would you ask?) It has to be positive! 

The best, most creative, happiest answer will get a prize.  I don’t know what yet…probably something in the vein of a $25 Amazon gift card.  Sorry I haven’t thought it through too clearly.  Did I mention I’m having a baby tomorrow?

You have till Wed., June 1st to enter.  I’ll narrow down the participants and let all ya’ll vote on which What-If is the awesomest. 

And with that, I’ll wish you a lovely Memorial Day Weekend.  I’m pretty sure I won’t be posting for a little while…you know, baby business and all that. 

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