I try to move the laundry only to realize I started the washer, but never put anything in it.
My four-year-old says, “Mommy, can I watch another movie?” And I respond with, “Sure…wait! You watched a movie?”
The battery on my cell phone is dead by noon because I checked my email ten thousand times for more revision notes.
I look down at my Mt. Dew and realize it’s empty.
I look down at my Mt. Dew and realize I poured it into a sippy cup (this is also known as Mommymatic mode).
I look down and realize I’m surrounded by cans of Mt. Dew, none of which I remember opening.
All the chocolate in the house is suddenly missing.
My pants don’t fit.
Hubs says, “You realize Pandora’s been skipping for the last ten minutes, right? You’ve been listening to the same phrase of Shakira over and over again.” And I say, “Yeah. Shakira. Good.”
I realize at 9 p.m. that it’s Thursday and I haven’t written my blog post yet.
This raises an important question that perhaps deserves a whole other blog post, if not an entirely new dedicated blog: which is best, blue Mountain Dew, Code Red, Baja Breeze, or regular Mountain Dew?
Your blog article “Ten Ways I Know I’m Drowning in my WIP” resonated deeply with me. It’s like you peeked into my chaotic world and put it into words. Your humor and honesty made me laugh and feel understood. Thank you for articulating the madness of juggling life’s demands and writing. Also, PGSLOT reminded me to cherish those “Mommymatic” moments amidst the chaos.
Your recent blog post, “Ten Ways I Know I’m Drowning in my WIP,” had me nodding along in solidarity. Your witty observations captured the essence of writerly chaos with such authenticity. Reading it felt like commiserating with a friend over a cup of coffee (or in my case, a sippy cup of Mt. Dew). Thank you for the laugh and the reminder to embrace the craziness, especially with a little dose of PGSLOT wisdom.
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Su
LOL! All true! (Although for me it’s hot tea, but the same principle applies.)
Becky Wallace
@Su: It’s like. “Where did it go?” and “How could I possibly have eaten/drunk all of that?” Sadly, my bad habits seem to make my best writing.
Sharon Bayliss
LOL. You sound like me.
Becky Wallace
I bet this is a chronic condition among writers. I’m going to call it…revisionitis.
Jen
At least the Dew in the sippy won’t spill. And don’t forget to brush your teeth!!! Cuz thats a whole lot of mt dew 🙂
Becky Wallace
I’m just glad I didn’t try to serve it to someone who typically drinks out of a sippy cup. That could have been interesting.
Redleg
This raises an important question that perhaps deserves a whole other blog post, if not an entirely new dedicated blog: which is best, blue Mountain Dew, Code Red, Baja Breeze, or regular Mountain Dew?
Becky Wallace
@Redleg: LIVE WIRE!!! That’s the orange Mt. Dew and it’s the best by miles!!
prerna pickett
ahhh! Like as a writer and mom is crazy hectic. And mountain dew sound good to me.
William Kendall
All the chocolate in the house is missing is a very common dilemma for me!
Lindsay N. Currie
HAHA I know exactly what you mean. 🙂 I’m checking my inbox for more BTW – send it!
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PG SLOT
Your blog article “Ten Ways I Know I’m Drowning in my WIP” resonated deeply with me. It’s like you peeked into my chaotic world and put it into words. Your humor and honesty made me laugh and feel understood. Thank you for articulating the madness of juggling life’s demands and writing. Also, PGSLOT reminded me to cherish those “Mommymatic” moments amidst the chaos.
PGSLOT
Your recent blog post, “Ten Ways I Know I’m Drowning in my WIP,” had me nodding along in solidarity. Your witty observations captured the essence of writerly chaos with such authenticity. Reading it felt like commiserating with a friend over a cup of coffee (or in my case, a sippy cup of Mt. Dew). Thank you for the laugh and the reminder to embrace the craziness, especially with a little dose of PGSLOT wisdom.
Holidaypalace
I stumbled upon your blog post, “Ten Ways I Know I’m Drowning in my WIP,” and I couldn’t help but chuckle at the uncanny resemblance to my own life. Your witty anecdotes perfectly captured the madness of juggling work and family. Oh, and kudos for slipping in that Holiday casino reference – a subtle touch of wisdom amidst the chaos. Keep those relatable stories coming!
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Just wanted to drop you a quick note after reading your latest blog post, “Ten Ways I Know I’m Drowning in my WIP.” Seriously, it’s like you’re living in my head! Your hilarious take on the chaos of everyday life had me nodding along and cracking up. And hey, thanks for the shoutout to ดูหนังซับไทย – always good to sprinkle a little wisdom in the craziness!
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