The Puking House (A Parody)
There is a house,
a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And in that house,
there is a mommy,
a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And by that mommy,
there is a daddy,
a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And on the floor
there is a boy,
an up-chucking boy,
near a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And by that boy,
there is a girl,
a nauseous girl,
by an up-chucking boy,
near a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house where everyone is barfing.
And by that girl, there is a baby,
Can it be? A healthy baby?
by a nauseous girl,
by an up-chucking boy,
near a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house where everyone is barfing.
Oh….Well…the baby was healthy.
a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And in that house,
there is a mommy,
a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And by that mommy,
there is a daddy,
a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And on the floor
there is a boy,
an up-chucking boy,
near a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house,
where everyone is barfing.
And by that boy,
there is a girl,
a nauseous girl,
by an up-chucking boy,
near a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house where everyone is barfing.
And by that girl, there is a baby,
Can it be? A healthy baby?
by a nauseous girl,
by an up-chucking boy,
near a gagging daddy,
by a scrubbing mommy,
in a puking house where everyone is barfing.
Oh….Well…the baby was healthy.
20 Comments
Red Boot Pearl
Oh man, that’s terrible! At least you got some good material from it 🙂 we love that book.
Becky Wallace
@Red Boot: We love The Napping House. We also love Michael Rex’s parodies Goodnight Goon and The Runway Mummy.
Jess
Ewww…but a creative thumbs-up along with the ewww.
Kristi
Oh no! Hilarious parody, but your poor house! 🙂
Sending everyone “get well” thoughts!
William Kendall
Oh, I hope everyone gets well fast!
From the Nose of the Sphinx
Awesome. I too wrote a parody to this book!
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